ThreadSpotting: There Will Be Blood. Lots of it.

Is it going to be “What’s that in the field ahead?” or “What’s that in the field? A head?”

HalifaxTalk: Wooden Post

In possibly the worst (and/or funniest) piece of advice since “You should get tickets for the maiden voyage of the Titanic” or “Enron stock? Buy! Buy! Buy!”, our good friend AndyR goes for the jugular by inviting Mr. student to learn the fine art of chainsawing.

That advice should laugh you into stitches. Well, not you, but somebody into stitches. In related news, the Red Cross is asking for donations of blood in anticipation of an upcoming need.

Coming soon: AndyR teaches Mr. student on whether to cut the red wire or the blue wire.