Dumbass of the Day! (4/29)

Oh noes! Rooster spilled his beer!

Roosters are no longer welcome in Eden, NC

Fowl play!

UPDATED: They’re not gonna take me alive!

Well, with any luck, that’s true and society will be better off… He’s arrested and quite alive. Damn.

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Another sign of the Apocalypse!

Banjos? Why? Why, God, Why?

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Fowl play!

From GoDanRiver:

Eden City Council mulls chicken ordinance

Yeah, it’s a slow news day. Go figure.